For those who don't read Russian

[crivelli]

You can use this translator & get some results much funnier than the original texts:
http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/tr
Just remember, please, that I'm not responsible for your pleasure.

Comments

[crivelli.livejournal.com]

Just changed the year for 3003. The response I've got was: invalid year value. So it'll be 2023 forever.